what if.

IF I had pierced ears, yes I know what you're thinking, I would wear these :

the maker of these is Derek Duncan, he's great you guys should check him out!
here's some of his other stuff

And for your party-ing needs:
This is proudly named the Burton Liquid Lounger!
"holds a 36 pack. Comes with coooozies, a flask, beerpong balls, bottle opener on the zipper, and an integrated speaker system". Although it's 168, if you have monies to spend and need to conceal your party-supplies go for it! =)