Stick A Fork In It.

So it's about hour away from the last Christmas of the decade, how do you feel?!
I feel fine.

Here's a random ass string of questions that I've decided to answer, you can choose to read my answers, and if you feel like the questions are inferior, it's because they are and you should formspring me with better questions (o:3

Who did you last hug?
Hco aka Hannah
Would you ever dye your hair red?
probably not, but you nevah know kehd.
Who did you last talk to over the computer?
my cousin Jesse, hope all is well!
Do you like hugs?
I fucking love them, sometimes more than kisses.
What do you do right before you go to bed?
take my contacts out
Right when you get out of bed?
To whom did you last give the finger?
If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy?
psh I'd put that ish in to a CD son, whatchu know, got my Bentley edumacation.

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
well seeing as I'm a clutz <--- and proud, ginger ale about 2 mins. ago

Are you different now than you were 6 months ago?
A tad, I'm older right? haha I've learned more about myself I guess you could say.

Better for girls to kiss or boys to kiss?
boys, boys, all types of boys, black white puerto rican chinese boys.

When did you last kiss someone on the cheek?
three nights ago.
Where were you last night around 9:30?
on the way to the club.
What do you think of guys that wear eyeliner?
err unless you're Johnny Depp gtfo.
How many hours did you sleep last night?
more like 3 hour this afternoon.
Who was the last person to whom you spoke on the phone?
50 Cent shows up at your door, what do you do?
ask him why he calls himself chumpchange.
How was the last egg you ate prepared?
the only acceptable way, scrambled with cheddar baby.

Where did you last wear sunglasses?
Have you ever worn your underwear backwards?
I don't think so....::checks::
Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
What animal did you last pet or hold?
a dog? by default I'm assuming
What are you wearing?
bball shorts, oversized tee you know how I be, it's the K-I-B.

Now as if that wasn't brutal enough, formspring me bitches, I'll answer I swear.

this couple is outrageous, I strive to have a relationship this hot, then again I would probably never willingly shave my head...

these Supras will be added to my collection.

so I came across this today, and when I say that I gunna buy this, I'm gunna f-ing buy it. No lie, I'm going to Whole Foods on Saturday and purchasing a bottle. One because the concept just blows my mind, and two have you seen the bottle?!!

This umbrella is illnasty. Boy you stole my

In the process of writing this post it is now Christmas, so MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!!!

I wish I had enough wrapping paper to do this to our house.
oh well, there's always next year.

Gucci bandanna Gucci-Gucci-bandanna ay, for XXL

I want this art piece. Rbelion you're a G.

an alcoholic's nativity scene anyone? and if you don't see the humor in this well then you should've asked Santa for a better one.

I need this ice cube tray, or all hell is going to break out.


I also wish that this wasn't just a concept, but an actual product that I could in fact BUYBUYbuybuybuy!!! Dude you can fill it with anything obviously -it's a glass, but when you fill it with OJ, milk or cola? it fucking says what's in the glass, take a gander.

Kristen has this watch in gold, and I want it in black.

egg speakers!!! adorable I know.

I never want to drink anything else ever again. KOR, why do you do these things to me.
water in cool bottles <---- I'm a fiend for, despite the fact that I rarely ever drink H2O

well that looks comfy GaGa.

Amber you're hot.

but so is your boyfriend.
Ye for Bape.

I miss you.

when I saw this I squealed like a lil' girl. It's true eff school yo.

okay can someone explain to me how the hell paper beats rock?! I mean in all honesty we all know rock is god. Rock clearly would F paper up in a fight so I mean if you wanna go I'm wit it.
I always pick rock because if I lose I can just punch the "winner" in the face and say "where's your paper now beeutch?!"

homemade NES laptop carrying case anyone? I think so.

I want to have you do me take me out to dinner here.

Jean Yves Lemoigne

keep it raw merry yo.