- Realizing that there is no toilet paper after you've already sat down.
- Wayne's terribad laugh on four outta three songs of his.
- people who say your when they mean you're
- "can I borrow a piece of paper" not really tryna get that back... (o:3
- when people ask you to pass them shit when it's either closer to them or in the middle.
- if you're gunna respond to a text sent over 11231682 hours ago, don't.
just keep it real with me, that's all I ask for, I really don't give a fuck what kind of car you drive, what brand your jeans are, or if you're wearing gucci underwear.....I'll still kick your ass in Counter-Strike so just be yourself, for the sake of the nation.
I want someone who I can call out when they're messing up, and have them know that I'm doing it out of the ol' ticker not because I'm tryna have shit go my way. Cuz confrontation about major issues is necessary in any meaningful relationship, if ya can't be real with them on the big stuff, how do you expect to argue over who's better: The Celtics or The Magic?
hahaha this reminds me of my cousins, I love my family.
I present you the McGangBang, I'm not sure how this got brought up during cousinfuntime but I love when we talk about shit like this:
what's in it you ask?! a dbl cheeseburger with a spicy chicken sandwich inside. I ordered this once at the drivethrough but they didn't get the joke.... ):
good show right hurrrr:
1. Status = myself.
2. Nickname(s)= Kibs, kibsta, kibbles, kibfresh, millertime
3. Zodiac sign = scorpio
4. Fem or Stud or undecided = say what now?
5. Elementary School = Butler Pride.
6. Middle School = Chenery
7. High School = Belmont High.
8. Hair color = Dark Brown due to the sun.
9. Long or short = shmedium? although it will be short soon.
10. Loud or Quiet music = extraloud.
11. Sweats or Jeans = jeans only because the majority of sweats that I own don't have pockets, I love both though.
12. Phone or Camera = walkman.
13. Health freak = pa hah!
14. Drink or Smoke= Yes/if the setting allows occasionally.
15. Do you have a crush on someone = not really.
16. Eat or Drink = would never be able to pick.
17. Tattoos = never. well, yeah no.
18. Pepsi or Coke= Sprite? Clearly Coke.
19. Been Gay? Kanye? haha no, but I've considered it.
20. Been in a relationship? yep.
21. Been in a car accident? quite a few actually.
22. Been in a fist fight? briefly.
FIRSTS:
23. First piercing - not applicable.
24. First REAL best friend - samantha pina.
25. First award - can't remember.
28. First big vacation - disney world.
29. Last person you talked to in person – mi madre.
30. Last person you texted – my twin.
31. Last person you watched a movie in theaters with - kim possible.
32. Last food you ate – parmesan chicken fingers.
33. Last Movie you watched – prince of persia.
34. Last song you listened - in the end- linkin park.
35. Last thing you bought? - a heineken.
36. Last person you hugged – stephanie yasmine karaa.
X IF YES:
45. [] wishes on 11:11
46. [X] celebrated(s) Halloween.
47. [x] had your heart broken
48. [] went over minutes/texts on your cell phone
49. [] had someone question my sexual orientation
51. [] broken a bone
52. [X]skipped school
53. [] did something you regret
54. [X] broke a promise
55. [X] hid a secret
56. [X] pretended to be happy
57. [X] met someone who changed your life
58. [X] pretended to be sick
59. [X] left the country
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing
62. [X] ran a mile
63. [X] went to the beach/ocean
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends
65. [] hated someone
66. [try four, willingly.] stayed single a whole year
CURRENTLY:
67. Eating: cherries.
68. Drinking: Coke in a glass with ice.
69. Listening to: the dialogue to CSI.
71. Plans for today: more like tonight, and not sure exactly.
72. Waiting: for a haircut.
73. Want kids: negative.
74. Want to get married: eventually.
75. Missing someone? a smidge.
76. OPPOSITE SEX:
77. Shorter or taller? Taller.
78. Eye color? no matter
79. Dark hair or light? no matter.
81. Hook-up or relationship? whatever's clever.
82. Looks or personality? is that a serious one?
HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/ contacts? multiple times.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense? nope.
86. Killed somebody? not yet.
87. Broken someone’s heart? Unfortunately, I really am sorry.
88. Been arrested? negative.
89. Fucked? ya moms.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself – sure why not.
91. Miracles - sometimes.
92. Love at first sight - not really.
93. Is there a God? yes.
94. Santa Claus – never, we don't have a fireplace...that I know of...
95. Sex on the first date - never.
96. Kiss on the first date – eh.
97. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? hahah.
98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? yep, but there's always room for growth
99. Is there something you would like to say to someone? maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yaself.
100. keep it raw.
I know you read this sometimes, and I wonder how things that I write make you feel.