I Left My Heart In New York.

Jan 6

I went to the Empire State this past week, hence the lack of post. [sorry]
So I figured I'd update you all with what's been going on.

First off
HAPPY LEGAL DAY MARAH S. LAURIE, you're officially legal twin, I love you.

yeah so we like to dress up as mummies in our spare time, so what?!

This past week has been amazing, and I thank you for that. You're always there for me, and I'll always love you ace.

Yep it's a survey, I thought it was the best way to sum up this year., enjoy! And if you don't wanna read this scroll down ya putz.

2009: In The Beginning

1. Where did you go on New Years? Tosh's Apartment!
2. Who were you with? Jason and some friends from high school, and some new friends.
3. Did you kiss anyone on New Years? yessir.
4. Did you make any resolutions? Live in the moment and Carpe Noctem. Cuz clearly Night > Day.

2009: All about YOU

1. Did you change at all this year? Indeed I did.
2. Did you dye your hair? Nope.
3. Did you get your hair cut? Nah, but I will this year.
4. Did you change your style? A smidge, reformed it, is more like it.
5. Were you in school? freshman, freshman, do somethin' crazy.
6. Did you get good grades? about that.
7. Did you have a job? Yes mam'
8. Did you drive? Is the sky blue?
9. Did anyone close to you give birth? Not that I know of...
10. Did you move at all? I guess you could say my dorm room.
11. Did you go on any vacations? Chi town this past summer.
12. Did you leave the country at all? I wish.

2009: Your Love Life
1. Did you break up with anyone? Wasn't dating anyone.
2. Did you meet anyone special? Fuck yeah I did.
3. Did you fall in love? Unfortunately.

The bold obviously applies to moi.

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself. by accident.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun. Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol (X Factor).
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality. when the occasional hot girl walks by ;)
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “Spirit Day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

With that said, farewell two thousand and nine, ten sounds fuckin lame and you know it too. Oh nine was filled with many firsts and lasts for me, so all in all it was bittersweet.

Alright, alright, I'm done with the silly surveys and what not, but did I not say already that if you don't like them, do something about it. :: formspring me ::

are you mixed?
- why yes I am. I'm half Chinese and half Black, yes that makes me blackanese.

Dude this is fuckin illnasty! I mean for one, I think that nutella is godlike and B the drink that it comes with is peach iced tea, I mean how much better could this duo get?

I love dressing up, idk what it is about it, but for some reason I just instantly feel more important, sue me.

idk what it is about the last bite (of anything), but for some odd fucking reason I cannot seem to consume it, unless I'm uber hungry, which is usually not that often because I constantly eat throughout the day, thus, I am never hung-gray. I've thought about why I cannot seem to do it, I mean eventually I do eat it, but it takes me a while. Plus I'm a slow fuckin eater, and I say it proudly. People from France would appreciate it (:

I confess! I bought spacejams, they were my last purchase of ohnine so no need to ridicule me any further, and not to worry because I have no monies for anything else, I haven't had anything scream BUY ME in a while thank heavens, although I did see a brand new pair of unkles with my name on the soles....
if you're a J fan then try these on for size: Retro VI's

but I know what you're all waiting for.....

speaking of kicks, here are the top thirty pairs of ohnine, yes I consider the year 2009 to be one word in my lexicon <--- school word, come get some.

idk if it's the C's or the fact that these boards look like sex. I wanna go surfing on one of these and I want to right now. Do I have 4 grand to buy one of these boards? no. Am I capable of borrowing one for a quick dip in the blue? yes.
I'll take the second one from the left please.

I have the urge to buy like 1037813 of these and hand them out to people waiting at bus stops in the rain just so I can see the art they create.

well when I get my apartment, this will be on the kitchen table.

I plan on buying this camera when it becomes available to the public, I love Samsung products.

This just screams I'm a D-bag.

I mean you might as well buy these while you're at it, ya fahken douche.

dude these night lights are siiiiick. The best part [besides the fact that they look like glasses filled with moo juice] is that to turn them off you can either turn them upside down or knock them over, or you can be boring and flip the switch on the bottom of the glass ya lame-O. snatch em up over at Amazon.

if I see a guy wearing this shirt, I will not, I repeat will not hesitate to jump on him.

I need these, nao. What, a girl that plays counter-strike, what else would you expect from me?!

get em from here

speaking of guns, lemme get a shot a tequila , haha get it.

it costs 30 bones pick up a gat here!!!!!

I love this photo.

I need this scarf, and if I don't have it in my wardrobe soon, I will not be a very happy camper.

plus the models are hawt.

dude four seater VESPA?!?!?! ::gasp:: not that this makes driving a fucking Vespa in Boston cool, but it sure does make you look baddass if you're riding around with 3 girls, am I right?!